This morning, Molly and I were watching the Travel Channel. Don't ask why, we just were.
There was a woman traveling around Jerusalem, explaining all the sacred sites around the city. She kept going on and on about all the places and how central to the Bible they were. After quite a lot of this, Molly, in total exasperation, said:
"Mumma, this is a silly show. She keeps on talking about how holey everything is, but I haven't seen a single hole. Not even one!"
It took me a couple seconds to realize that she had heard holey instead of HOLY. Right.